What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?